U – Et la récompense de fin, sera ce joli pull noir d’Alex que j’aime tant .
J – You’re such a bitch.
U – Not my fault I can’t prevent myself to buy THINGS
J – But aren’t you POOR ?
U – YEAH but buying things give my life a sense of DANGER. It lits fire under my ass : If I loose Everything I Have, I have to WORK. I’m obliged to connect to PEOPLE.
I’m obliged to live. Loosing money make my heart beating.
J – You ARE crazy .
U – But that’s why you looove me, don’t you dear?
J – One day I’ll manage to really figure who you are and what happen in your head.
U – Hope one day I will too. I’m such a mystery. The more I dig the more I realize the stranger living inside me is a savage punk who want to throw itself out of the cliff on a daily basis. « It » likes danger and saying crazy and outrageous things. « It » likes to jump on the scene naked, honey.
J – God I should never had open this box.
U – You didn’t. I opened it again when I saw you and you know what’s the only thing I ask from life ? That you open yours, darling dear.
J – I should have listen to my momma when she told me you were bad influence .
U – You liar your momma LOVES me !
J – Only because she only sees the nice good monkey you are in her presence.
U – Because she feeds me. And because she’ll let you go shopping with me If I behave well.
J – I’ll NEVER go shopping with you.
U – Come on, you soooo need a new tie
J – I sooo need a new friend
U – Haha . Did I scared you ?
J – No. But I scare myself and that’s enough.
U – you felt the need for a new tie didn’t you ?
J – I felt the need to burn the tie, crash all my life and start again as a dog keeper.
U – Oh. It’s snowing here.
J – Lucky you. Here, sun everywhere.
U – You see. I NEED this jumper.